Jokes List

Below are the jokes that have been sent out to my private jokes list over the years. Since I personally filter all jokes for quality, I claim these are some of the best jokes around. These jokes have been collected from friends via email, usenet, jokes lists, etc., and I take no credit for any of them.

Joke Ratings

Each joke has a rating, included in the file name (filename-<rating>.txt):

G -- Clean jokes, appropriate for all ages. I don't guarantee that the young will understand them, but they should not be scarred by them.
PG -- Questionable content, explicit, poor taste, and/or mild language. Recommended for ages 16+.
R -- Explicit, strong language, and/or really poor taste. Adults only.

Rated G

arabs-g.html Amazon_Reviews-g.html baby-g.html balloonist-g.html blind_man-g.html blonde-g.html butler-g.html cannibals-g.html cat_and_dog-g.html chili-g.html cia-g.html clinton-g.html coldwar-g.html dead_hunter-g.html Demotivators dog-g.html eden-g.html eden2-g.html elephant-g.html evals-g.html ferrari-g.html fight-g.html frog-g.html fsu-g.html gastro-g.html gentle_bunny-g.html goat-g.html golf-g.html haiku-g.html irish_funeral-g.html Jesus-g.html jonah-g.html klingon-g.html lawyers1-g.html lawyers2-g.html mafia-g.html maid-g.html marriage-g.html monkey-g.html old_man-g.html omni-g.html one_marine-g.html parrot-g.html physicist-g.html pissed-g.html pope-g.html report_card-g.html robbery-g.html screwed-g.html siren-g.html stupid-g.html tests-g.html vegetarian-g.html victoria-g.html weddings-g.html wife3-g.html work-g.html wrestlers-g.html

Rated PG

college-pg.html confessional-pg.html dad-pg.html dear_abby-pg.html donkey-pg.html fishing-pg.html gay_baby-pg.html grandma-pg.html Husband_Store-pg.html illusion-pg.html irishman-pg.html irs-pg.html logical_redneck-pg.html lost-pg.html Old Bubba-PG.html Ol� Olestra picnic-pg.html pigs-pg.html police1-pg.html pregnant-pg.html sailor-pg.html socrates-pg.html spank-pg.html spoon-pg.html statues-pg.html teacher-pg.html twins-pg.html whores-pg.html worm-pg.html World War III-pg.html

Rated R

aliens-r.html anger-r.html Aunt_Karen-r.html bill_gates-r.html Boy_and_Frog-r.html breakfast-r.html Brooklyn Tony-R.html buffalo-r.html cannibal2-r.html church-r.html dea-r.html goldfish-r.html grandpa-r.html lawyers3-r.html mace_windu-r.html marines-r.html old_maid-r.html old_woman-r.html police2-r.html politics-r.html pool-r.html ryans-r.html seuss-r.html single-r.html stutter-r.html suicide-r.html teeth-r.html text-r.html train-r.html voice-r.html wife1-r.html wife2-r.html wwjd-r.html