About Me
Professionally, I have spent most of my time as a Systems Architect (Windows) and Systems Engineer (Windows). I transitioned to Cloud Systems Architect, spending most of my time on AWS and OCI. I then transitioned to Cybersecurity Engineer, which is my current role. You can view my resume on LinkedIn.
For fun, I enjoy playing PC games (always NetHack, currently Helldivers 2 and Warframe). I love playing Dungeons and Dragons when I can find a group willing to play on weeknights or Saturdays.
I am an avid sci-fi/fantasy fan, and rejoice over Babylon 5, quite simply the best sci-fi show to ever hit television. I also like Japanese anime (more often series than movies), especially if it does not include stupid animals and crap, but rather focuses on a good story (e.g., Cowboy Bebop [Edward is annoying], Death Note, and Ghost in the Shell [with spin-offs]). My favorite authors include Julian May (the Pliocene series is awesome) and Frank Herbert (Destination: Void and sequels, the Jorg X. McKie Series [Whipping Star and The Dosadi Experiment], Dragon in the Sea, and Soul Catcher).
I like American muscle cars and all sports cars. I have owned a 1991 Mustang LX 5.0, a 2001 Pontiac Trans Am Firehawk with T-tops, and a custom-ordered 2011 Ford Mustang GT Premium convertible (modified with custom exhaust, tuned for a few extra horsepower, and lowered).
While in Gainesville (the first time) I studied Wado Kai karate under Sensei Mike Sawyer at the Florida Karate Center, attaining the rank of ni kyu. I stopped training after moving to Atlanta. In addition to everything above, my other hobbies include cooking (here is my sourdough recipe), SCUBA, spearfishing, and lobstering, fishing, board games, and pistol shooting.
I am an active member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints and currently serve on the Gainesville Florida Stake High Council.
Joe's Useful Links:
Antivirus and Security
- Antivirus review sites:
- AV Comparatives.org, an antivirus review site. I use it to help find the best retail and free antivirus programs.
- AV-Test.org, another good antivirus review site.
- Virus Bulletin, for antivirus software reviews (your software may not be as good as you think...).
- RECOMMENDEDBitwarden, one of the few free password managers with a SOC 2 Type 2 audit. You are using a password managers, right? Right?
- RECOMMENDEDMicrosoft Defender. Starting in late 2019, Microsoft finally got Windows Defender working well, and it is a viable antivirus product. It does not have the granular features as most retail software and works well. Because it is included with Windows it is free and well integrated with the OS. Avoid McAfee and Symantec - the free solutions listed below are better options. Free antivirus software I recommend:
- avast! by Avast, a free antivirus alternative to Windows Defender.
- AntiVir® PersonalEdition Classic by Avira. A free antivirus alternative to Windows Defender.
- AVG by AVG Technologies (formerly Grisoft). Intel bought them back in 2005. A free antivirus alternative to Windows Defender.
- All of the above products are "traditional" antivirus products. They download definition files, they have large libraries and intercept reads and writes, etc. As a result, they can interfere with system performance. Next-gen antivirus has been becoming more popular since 2016 or so. These products are typically cloud-based, do not have local definitions, do not intercept all reads and writes, have a very small footprint, and have the potential to be awesome. They typically look at "bad behavior" and intercept any process (virus, malware, trojan, command-line, whatever) that breaks the rules. CrowdStrike (business) and Webroot (retail) are examples of such products. Amazon has awesome sales on Webroot, but given that Microsoft Defender is free, it is hard to recommend the next-gen products, especially since the consumer-level stuff has iffy reviews.
- Bit Defender, free virus recovery program.
- HijackThis, another good spyware removal program (free).
- Secunia Personal Software Inspector, a cool utility that will scan your computer for all kinds of vulnerabilities and provide a nice summary.
- Spybot Search & Destroy, the best (free) spyware removal program out there. For the very few items it cannot remove, use HijackThis and/or Ad Aware. Between these three, you can remove pretty much any spy-/ad-ware out there.
Fun and/or Funny
- Calvin and Hobbes snowman collection.
- The Darwin Awards, a testament to social evolution.
- Great Mobile Homes of Mississippi. Those with QuickTime installed (which should be no one) can listen to Dueling Banjos in the background. Those without QuickTime will notice duelling.mid got downloaded - play it or delete it.
- Heathrow airport, English people with a sense of humor.
- RECOMMENDED Joe's jokes list. This is a compilation of jokes that I have collected over the years and rate as high quality.
- Olé Olestra -- all of the flavor, none of the calories, and with just a touch of anal leakage.
- Videos:
- Ameriquest Super Bowl XXXIX commercial
- Budweiser Swear Jar
- Bridgestone Tires
- RECOMMENDED Crack spider; don't be the biatch
- Fountain of Health commercial from Rhett & Link: Commercial Kings S01 E06. You need to watch the entire episode, which is available on Amazon Prime.
- Hardware Wars, a Star Wars spoof
- Hart of the City Arron "AO" Odom (start watching minute marker 15:31)
- RECOMMENDED Llamas with Hats, the complete collection. Episodes 1 - 6 are the best.
- The Lord of the Rings spoof with Jack Black.
- MadTV sketches
- Grandma's liver
- Leona Campbell at the movies
- Hospital Lips - may be considered culturally insenstive...
- Stop It
- Stuart Larkin
- Yoga - Michael McDonald is just awesome.
- Matrix Ping Pong. You have to see it to understand.
- Nokia's cat commercial.
- The infamous Oregon exploding whale.
- RECOMMENDED Round cage, a foul-mouthed parrot and a round cage. Extreme language warning!
- RECOMMENDED Ryan Stout from Comedy Central Presents S14 E21, hosted locally. It is pretty old - I recorded it on my TiVo, downloaded it to my PC, and edited it to remove commercials and the last few minutes. This is rated G, btw.
- SNL sketches
- Alien abduction sketches
- Chippendales Audition
- Bank Robbery
- Black Jeopardy
- Celebrity Jeopardy sketches
- Land Shark
- More Cowbell
- Riley Rainbow Locks
- Van down by the river
- Word Association - definitely culturally insenstive...
- You Mock Me
- Squatty Potty to help you poop more easily
- Suburban trunk monkey: the first and second are perhaps my favorites. The complete collection is here.
- Terry Tate Super Bowl XXXVII commercial, full length
- Tribute, by Tenacious D
- Triumph, the insult comic dog. One of the best is the Star Wars Attack of the Clone premiere bit.
- TROOPS: the Star Wars and COPS parody. The creators created TROOPS 2, which got renamed to IMPS - The Relentless.
- RECOMMENDED Wayne Brady sketch by Dave Chappelle. Dave had been mocking Wayne during the previous season with comments such as, "White people like Wayne Brady because he makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X." Dave and Wayne then created this sketch, which is hilarious (rated R warning).
- Upside-down internet: For when you want to let people steal your WiFi.
Games
- RECOMMENDED Armagetron Advanced a freeware Tron-style lightcycle game. Get the moviepack and the moviesounds addons for a complete Tron experience.
- Blue's News, my favorite game news aggregator.
- Game handles:
- EA: Wado_Kai_1
- Epic: Wado Kai
- PlayStation: Wado_Kai
- Steam: Wado Kai
- Xbox: Wado Kai 1
- GoG (Good Old Games), a great site for nearly all games, but especially older games. What is nice about them is that you own the game - you get the actual binaries (at least for older games).
- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, a free web-based version of the classic.
- SubSpace (aka Continuum): think of multiplayer asteroids where you try and kill each other.
- The Underdogs, the site that keeps abandonware alive.
- Warframe, a free-to-play, fast-paced, third-person sci-fi looter-shooter and action-RPG.
- Wing Commander Saga (free). The classic Wing Commander series remade with the FreeSpace 2 engine.
Hardware
- AnandTech, a great place for hardware reviews.
- ArsTechnica, the hardware site with so much technical information it makes my brain hurt.
- Tom's Hardware Guide, a great place for hardware reviews.
Networking
- IANA, the Internet Assigned Numbers Authority. Need information on port number and protocols? Go to IANA.
- IP Security: A simple way to protect your system by creating secure (encrypted) tunnels, blocking ports, etc. They are relatively simple, and there are many examples on the web. Here is a sample SMB rule you can play with; it secures SMB (port 445) using a preshared key for only remote connections, allowing unsecured LAN connections (i.e., local connections will not use IPSec).
- nmap, a free network security scanner (arguably the best and most popular).
- OpenVPN in AWS, my instructions for setting up a free VPN server in AWS.
- PuTTY, an SSH (secure telnet) client. Also check out WinSCP, a secure copy/ftp (scp/sftp) client, and FileZilla.
- SSH (secure shell): Microsoft now offers OpenSSH as a free SSH solution for Windows. I used to use copSSH, which is free. Here is my documentation on how to tunnel almost anything, including SMB (really NetBT), over SSH on Windows XP.
- RECOMMENDED Syncthing, a great file/folder synchronization utility for Windows. I use it in conjunction with ZeroTier for secure file synchronization without the need for using "the cloud" as an intermediary.
- TOR (The Onion Router), a freeware utility originally designed by the U.S. Navy that protects certain network activity (such as browsing) by constantly hiding and changing the route by which you access resources.
- VPN: WireGuard (when supported) and OpenVPN (when WireGuard is unavailable). Both are free - just makes sure whatever VPN service you use supports one or both.
- WireShark, a freeware sniffer utility (arguably one of the best).
- RECOMMENDED ZeroTier, a free SDN (Software Defined Network) utility. I use it in conjunction with Syncthing. I also run a VM with iptables and set up routing so that I can use ZeroTier as a home-based VPN.
Windows Applications and Utilities
- 7-Zip, a free ZIP utility. Has a GUI and command-line.
- Encrypted scripting: Encrypting batch scripts containing passwords.
- Encryption under Windows: Microsoft BitLocker or VeraCrypt (Open source). The performance penalty for BitLocker is reportedly minimal, especially if you purchase a drive with hardware encryption support.
- Environment variables: How to set variables from stdout (batch scripting).
- Offline NT Password & Registry Editor. This utility is a bit dated and Hiren's BootCD is probably a better alternative for most people.
- UNIX utilities for Win32.
- Virtual machine products (aka hypervisors) create virtual computers that allow you to install an OS, configure things, install/remove applications, etc., all without affecting a real system. The virtual system creates virtual devices (NICs, hard drives, etc.), and allows you to install nearly any OS. They are thus ideal for testing and development. They are also perfect for creating honeypots. Products I recommend:
- AWS (Free tier).
- Hyper-V (free on most Windows OSes). This is my app of choice on Windows systems.
- VirtualBox: My alternative application when I can't use Hyper-V.
- VMWare products and clustering steps. The products have changed over time and licensing sucks since BroadCom bought them...
- Windows Sandbox, great for Windows sandboxing. I used to use Sandboxie but don't really see the need for it any more.
About This Site
This site was originally created back in 1996 in plain HTML, when web search engines were much less useful than they are now. It was literally written with Notepad.exe. It was a time when NNTP and web forums (which were hard to find) were where you got information, and when you downloaded files via gopher and ftp. I initially created it to provide information on Windows NT 3.51/4.0, batch scripting, wireless networking, and useful software. The site also serves as a jokes repository - I spent years scouring rec.humor.funny to find good jokes. This was a time before YouTube, so when I found a funny video I had to host it locally.
For many years I hosted this site on my gaming PC - I think it started out as a Windows 95 Microsoft Personal Web Server (PWS) site, but it may have initially been a site running on SunOS or Solaris when I worked at CISE and then made the migration to PWS. It then migrated to Windows 98 IIS, matured into a Windows XP IIS site running URLScan, and in 2017 finally got migrated to AWS S3 so that I did not have to host it locally.
Interesting side note: while running the site on IIS I used to parse the logs to see who was trying to exploit it to get access. This was back in the late 1990's and early 2000's when people were running Windows 95, 98, and ME. Very few, if any, of the attempts were directly from a malicious actor. Rather, they were all from Windows systems that had been compromised because people were not running antivirus, firewalls, etc. - often they were directly connected to the internet or in a DMZ(!). I used to connect to their IPC$ share (because they had no password, of course), write a text file to their Startup folder telling them that their system had malware and giving them links to free AV products, and then would reboot their system. Hopefully this helped someone...
I have removed much of the content from those early days - it just isn't relevant in the days of Google and YouTube. Some of the sites I reference no longer exist - I have to use the Wayback Machine to provide working links. As part of the 2026 website renovation I decided to use Gemini (Thinking and Fast models) to modernize the site - it did a pretty good job. Wherever possible I replaced the locally hosted files with files available on YouTube and other hosting sites.
Here is a sterilized version of the old website's main page - as you can see, it was very 1990's.
AWS S3 Hosting Instructions
For those interested, making an S3 bucket a website is very easy and secure. It is also free as long as you stay below thresholds. Here are the settings:
- Enable Static Website Hosting
- By default, an S3 bucket is just a storage container. You must explicitly tell AWS to treat it like a web server.
- Location: Go to the Properties tab of your bucket and scroll to the very bottom.
- Action: Click Edit on "Static website hosting."
- Configuration:
- Select Enable
- Index document: Usually index.html
- Disable "Block Public Access". Go to the Permissions tab, click Edit under "Block public access (bucket settings)," and uncheck the box Block all public access.
- Set the property bucket policy. Go to Permissions and paste this JSON - be sure to modify {bucket_name} to your bucket name:
{ "Version": "2012-10-17", "Statement": [ { "Sid": "PublicReadGetObject", "Effect": "Allow", "Principal": "*", "Action": "s3:GetObject", "Resource": "arn:aws:s3:::{bucket_name}/*" } ] } - (Optional) Configure HTTPS. These instructions are for creating a HTTP site. If you want HTTPS you must use CloudFront and get an SSL certificate. This can be done for free, with restrictions (as with the S3 bucket - everything free on AWS has restrictions). You will also need a registered DNS name, which can include a free service like No-IP.